Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Shirt

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, but this time, he was prepared. Instead of cracking into a million pieces, he was wearing his brand new “Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall” shirt. Yes, you read that right, Humpty Dumpty had a shirt specially made for his infamous falls.

It all started one sunny morning in the heart of Nursery Rhyme Land. Humpty Dumpty, a rotund and cheerful egg-shaped character, decided it was time for a change. He had grown tired of being the butt of everyone’s jokes every time he had a little tumble off the wall. So, he decided to take matters into his own hands, or rather, onto his own chest.

Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Shirt
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Shirt

Humpty Dumpty commissioned a local tailor to design a shirt that would not only protect him from falls but also make a fashion statement. The result was a bright, sky-blue shirt with a playful depiction of Humpty Dumpty himself in mid-fall, arms flailing, and a big smile on his face. Underneath the image were the words, “Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall.”

Word quickly spread about Humpty Dumpty’s new fashion choice, and it became the talk of the town. People from far and wide came to admire the shirt and to witness Humpty Dumpty’s daring feats. He would climb to the top of the wall, give a little wave to the gathered crowd, and then deliberately tip over the edge, free-falling to the ground.

As he descended, everyone held their breath, but Humpty Dumpty always landed safely on his feet, thanks to his trusty shirt. The “Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall” shirt was equipped with special padding and airbags that cushioned his falls, ensuring he remained unscathed.

The onlookers cheered and clapped every time, and Humpty Dumpty couldn’t have been happier. He had turned his once embarrassing mishaps into a source of joy and entertainment for everyone. He even started to teach others about the importance of safety and preparedness, turning his falls into a valuable lesson for all.

So, the next time you hear the tale of Humpty Dumpty, remember that he not only had a great fall but also a great sense of style and a knack for turning adversity into triumph, all thanks to his “Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall” shirt.

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Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Women Shirt
Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall Women Shirt
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Shipping Policy & Manufacturing Info

Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.

Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

  • Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
  • Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

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  • Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
  • It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
  • Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
  • Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

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  • We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
  • Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
  • All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
  • Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.


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